Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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