So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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