i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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