This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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