No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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