It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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