she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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