Girls should come with a carfax report
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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