I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
there is glitter all over my balls
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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