life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
Randomize
