I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Randomize
