Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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