i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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