whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
Randomize
