Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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