I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
