The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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