Porn is love you can see.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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