Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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