Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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