I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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