Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
She made me pour olive oil on her.
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