I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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