That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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