Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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