Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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