Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Randomize
