Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
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