it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
you have to choose: penises or morals?
either way he was missing a nipple.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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