Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
There r osticjed everywhere
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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