in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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