But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I deserve this hangover.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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