Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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