i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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