Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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