I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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