In the future we'll all be gay
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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