I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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