he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
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