some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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