I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
