I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
In America we eat man semen.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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