Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
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