i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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