Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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