But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Randomize
