Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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