What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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