So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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