1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Randomize