i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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