That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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