Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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