3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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