I'm laying in your front yard are you home
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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