Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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