she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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